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Critical Severity Morning

The Adventures of O & Cyrus — When your coffee intake scales linearly with the number of CVEs in your inbox.

Cyrus the raccoon in a hoodie sits at a desk with five coffee mugs lined up, staring intensely at a laptop screen. O the small purple robot hovers nearby looking concerned.

The Adventures of O & Cyrus — Cyrus has developed a precise calibration system: one espresso shot per Critical, half-shot per High. O suggested batching them weekly. Cyrus is no longer taking suggestions.

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