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Certified Secure™

O proudly displays a compliance certificate while their entire infrastructure burns in the background.

O the purple robot holds up a framed compliance certificate with a proud smile while Cyrus the raccoon points at a laptop screen showing multiple critical alerts and flames.

Passing the audit is not the same as being secure. The checkbox just means you had a password policy PDF somewhere.

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